Happy Thanksgiving!

It is time for my annual Thanksgiving funny page.

Enjoy!

 

 

 

 

 

“What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?” “Quack, Quack!”

“Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?” “He sensed fowl play.”

“What key has legs and can’t open a door?” “A turkey.”

“Why did they let the turkey join the band?” “Because he had his own drumsticks.”

“What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?” “He got the stuffing knocked out of him!”

“You know you overdid it at Thanksgiving when you thought the serving size for turkey was one.”

“Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?” “Because he will gobble it up.”

“If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?” “A goblet.”

“What do you call a running turkey?” “Fast food.”

 

 

 

 

 

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