Funny Holiday Page
I realize that many people, including me, feel overwhelmed during this time of year. This is a page of fun to help alleviate some of the stress.
How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet? 25 — there’s noel.
Did you hear about what happened to the man who stole the advent calendar? He got 25 days.
Why is the Grinch such a good gardener? He has a green thumb.
How did one sheep greet the other for the holidays? Wool-tide bleatings!
What’s Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song? Jungle bells.
What type of key do you need to put on a Nativity play? A don-key.
Why was the advent calendar afraid? Its days were numbered!
Where does mistletoe go to become famous? Holly-wood.
What do you get when you cross a pig and Christmas tree lights? A piglet!
Did you hear about the brand new Christmas newspaper? It’s “The Herald-Angels Sing.”
What do sheep say at Christmas? Merry Christmas to ewe.
What do you call a Christmas rom-com about bread? Loaf Actually.
What is a lamb’s favorite Christmas carol? Have Yourself a Mary Little Christmas.
What’s green, covered in tinsel, and goes “ribbet ribbet?” A mistle-toad.
What’s the best present to receive? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it.
How does a sheep greet you for Christmas? Fleece Navidad.
How does Christmas Day end? With the letter “Y.”
Why did Scrooge keep a pet lamb? Because it would say, “Baaa humbug!”
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt? Snow.
How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed.
What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band? The Who.
What’s a dog’s favorite Christmas song? Bark, the Herald Angels Sing.
What carol is heard in the desert? O camel ye faithful.
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws.
What do fish sing at Christmas time? Christmas Corals!
How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus’ weight when he was born? They had a weigh-in a manger.
From my home to yours, find peace and joy during this holiday season by taking a vacation from your problems. Shirley
I love the lighthearted funnies as a reminder to look for as many joy-filled moments as possible during this holiday season. Sending wishes for moments of laughter and peace!
Thank you!! 😆😆