A FUN CHRISTMAS PAGE
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
What did Santa do when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracker!
Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!
What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”? Santa walking backwards!
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ‘ho ho ho’!
What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
What did Adam say the day before Christmas? “It’s Christmas Eve!”
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
What did the stamp say on the Christmas card? Stick with me, and we’ll go places!
Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer!
Why don’t you ever see Santa in a hospital? Because he has private elf care!
How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus’ weight when he was born? They had a weigh-in a manger!
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Their days are numbered!
How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed!
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross-mouse cards!
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!
Merry Christmas! Loved the jokes!