A Funny Christmas Page to make you laugh!

Posted On December 19, 2025

As survivors, we often feel down or depressed or, God forbid, both. I hope this funny page helps to give you a brighter Christmas!

What does Santa use to
clean his sleigh? Comet.

What do you get if you
cross an iPad with a
Christmas tree? A
pineapple!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive the other reindeer.

 

What has a jolly laugh,
brings you presents
and scratches up your
furniture? Santa Claws.

Where do snowmen keep
their money? In a snow
bank.

True that!!!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas!

What do you call people
who are afraid of Santa
Claus? Claustrophobic!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas!

What do you call people
who are afraid of Santa
Claus? Claustrophobic!

What do snowmen like to
do on the weekend? Chill
out!

Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year!

Remember, I love you all. Shirley