Some Autumn Humor!


Despite global warming, the temperatures here in central Illinois are finally beginning to chill. It’s raining as I sit writing this piece, and a chilly wind is blowing. I thought it would be a good morning to celebrate autumn by posting some jokes and funny gifs. Try not to boo too loudly, okay? Enjoy!


Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: He had no body to dance with!

Q: What do you call a skeleton that does stunts?
A: Bonehead!

Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones!

i want one

I don’t know about you, but I want one of those ray guns!!

pumpkin patch therapy

CRAP! I could have had pumpkin patch therapy! I bet it would have hurt a whole lot less!

Q: When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?
A: When you drop it; then it’s squash!

Q: Why do Jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
A: You’d have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!

Q: Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
A: It had no guts!

humpty dumpty

What did the tree say to autumn? leaf me alone.

What did one autumn leaf say to another? I’m falling for you.

How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

have a nice trip

Have a nice trip, see you next fall!!!

ah yes holding on and then

I can relate to this one. I mean, just getting along fine, thinking I won’t fall, and then……..


What is Autumn without halloween and Snoopy?


fall tree for site

Stay warm and safe everyone, and thanks for visiting my blog. You make it the success that has become. Without you, it would be nothing!!!!




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