Some Autumn Humor!
Despite global warming, the temperatures here in central Illinois are finally beginning to chill. It’s raining as I sit writing this piece, and a chilly wind is blowing. I thought it would be a good morning to celebrate autumn by posting some jokes and funny gifs. Try not to boo too loudly, okay? Enjoy!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: He had no body to dance with!
Q: What do you call a skeleton that does stunts?
A: Bonehead!
Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones!
I don’t know about you, but I want one of those ray guns!!
CRAP! I could have had pumpkin patch therapy! I bet it would have hurt a whole lot less!
Q: When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?
A: When you drop it; then it’s squash!
Q: Why do Jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
A: You’d have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
Q: Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
A: It had no guts!
What did the tree say to autumn? leaf me alone.
What did one autumn leaf say to another? I’m falling for you.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
Have a nice trip, see you next fall!!!
I can relate to this one. I mean, just getting along fine, thinking I won’t fall, and then……..
What is Autumn without halloween and Snoopy?
Stay warm and safe everyone, and thanks for visiting my blog. You make it the success that has become. Without you, it would be nothing!!!!
Shirley
ahahahahahahahah i likd yur joks! taylor i six
Well Hi Taylor! Nice to meet you hun.
It nice to meet you too 🙂